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AMAZING NEW FOOTAGE OF “BIG DOG”
As you’ll see in this amazing new footage of “Big Dog” from BOSTON DYNAMICS, state-of-the-art voice synthesizing software has been installed in the already mind-blowing walking quadrupedal robot that seems to have a mind of its own!
what
MOTHER OF GOD
what the fuck even is that
MOTHER OF HOLY CRAP CHIRST WHAAAT
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
Shake me down,
Not a lot of people left around,
Who knows now,
Softly laying on the ground,
Not a lot people left around,
In my life, I have seen,
People walk into the sea,
Just to find memories,
Plagued by constant misery,
Their eyes cast down,
Fixed upon the ground,
Their eyes cast down
I’ll keep my eyes fixed on the sun
Shake me down,
Cut my hair on a silver cloud,
Broken sound,
Softly laying on the ground
Not a lot people left around
In my past, bittersweet,
There’s no love between the sheets,
Taste the blood, broken dreams,
Lonely times indeed,
With eyes cast down,
Fixed upon the ground,
Eyes cast down
I’ll keep my eyes fixed on the sun








